Aliens and Cupcakes

Things you learn while living on an alien planet:Aliens love sugar, so opening your own cupcake shop is a very good idea. Having a benefactor to introduce you to rich aliens eager to purchase absurd amounts of cupcakes is an even better idea.I wouldn''t recommend killing said benefactor''s nephew with a butter knife, though. But how should I have known that stainless steel from Earth is toxic to h...