Alternate Reality Ain't What It Used to Be

Step into new worlds and read news dispatches from the Alternate Reality News Service, which regularly gets the scoop on The Associated Press, Reuters and the rest of the competition.

In a series of articles written by the wire service''s handpicked reporters, you''ll read satirical reports that give glimpses into the relationship between humanity, technology and Robert Novak''s eyebrows.

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