Animal Psychologist

The interrogator: Anyway, it says here youve badly beaten the local grocer.The accused: It was his own fault. I owed him only ten dollars, and every night he came into my dreams. I pleaded with him to wait till I got my wages, but he wouldnt relent. One midnight I fell into a drainpipethe lid had been stolen by junkies, but the authorities pay no attention. He showed his arm, cast in plaster. You ...