Arsetrology

Forget the crystal ball - predicting the future is all about the toilet bowl. ''Arsetrology'' is a groundbreaking new book which uncovers the hidden depths of your number twos, using the ancient art of poo-reading.

If horoscopes and palm-reading are driving you round the u-bend, then panic no more. Sit down, relax, do your thing - and then proudly gaze upon what you have produced to discover what ...