Assume the Worst

This is the ultimate hilarious, cynical, but absolutely realistic view of a college graduate''s future. And what he or she can or can''t do about it.

"This commencement address will never be given, because graduation speakers are supposed to offer encouragement and inspiration. That''s not what you need. You need a warning."

So begins Carl Hiaasen''s attempt to prepare young men and women for their ...