Bachelor Grump

We've all had that nightmare date, the one who makes you want to throw yourself off the platform in front of an oncoming train.Mine is my hot next-door neighbor who just moved into the building.He's a bachelor. And while he's gorgeous and easy on the eyes, his mouth needs to be zipped shut.It's my fault. He asked me out, and I said yes, not knowing that he was an arrogant jerk.I'd love to say that...