Back in the Jug Agane

I need hardly tell you the esential thing about a football i.e. nobody need tell me to get rid of it. i do not want it in the first place. Wot is the use of having a soaking wet piece of leather pushed at you? Give me a hadock every time, at least you can eat it.

Poor Nigel Molesworth is back at St Custard''s, being snarled at by Grimes and forced to endure the good old footer season. But despite ...