Beware!

''If you''ve missed Laymon, you''ve missed a treat'' Stephen King

The supermarket shouldn''t have been shut - it wasn''t normal for Elsie to quit early. But then it wasn''t normal for a meat cleaver to fly through the air by itself. Or for a guard dog locked in overnight to end up as hamburger meat. Or for Elsie herself to feature on the butcher''s slab, neatly wrapped and jointed... There''s we...