Bible in 60 Seconds

Once upon a time, in the great darkness, God hit His shin on something. He made light to see what dared hit His shin just to find out He'd hit His shin on nothing. This annoyed Him so much, He created everything. At least, that's how it goes in this quick-paced, absurdist retelling of the Bible. From furries in Eden to Big Foot on the Ark to the Devil being a little bitty, bald, boring, annoying, ...