Bidet: Because Your Bottom Deserves the Best

Our common origin is water, and to it we shall all return.  In the meantime, we can prepare ourselves by forsaking earth-ravaging toilet paper and turning to -- and sitting on -- water.  If we get all muddy, we do not clean ourselves with a kitchen roll; we resort to that lovely manna that encompasses almost all of our beloved Gaia.  So, why not do the same with that spot on which the sun never sh...