Big Fat South African Joke Book
Koos is sitting in a bar. Each time he orders a drink he takes out his wallet, removes a photograph and stares at it.
‘Who’s the photo of?’ asks the barman, serving Koos his eighth Klippies and Coke.
‘My wife. When she starts to look pretty I’ll know I’ve had enough.’
What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead rugby referee in the road?
There are skid marks in f...
Koos is sitting in a bar. Each time he orders a drink he takes out his wallet, removes a photograph and stares at it.
‘Who’s the photo of?’ asks the barman, serving Koos his eighth Klippies and Coke.
‘My wife. When she starts to look pretty I’ll know I’ve had enough.’
What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead rugby referee in the road?
There are skid marks in f...