Bikini Is a State of Mind

To: Female Baby Boomers

Cc: Young women who may grow old one day

Subject: The Joy of Life

Dearest Baby Boomers and Future Bifocal Wearers,

Are you old enough to need bifocals, but young enough to deny it?

Are you tired of exercise programs that leave you . . . tired?

Are you weary of self-help books that expect you to change your evil ways?

Do you consider sloth a virtue youd like to pursue?

If you answer...