Bill, the Galactic Hero: Planet of Tasteless Pleasure

He''s the perfect Spaceship Trooper: big, strong, and completely brainwashed. He''s the perfect hero: willing to do almost anything to save his neck (perhaps one of the only body parts that''s still his own.)

Bill is in the hospital, vainly hoping for a real foot to replace the satyr''s foot he''s been lumbered with. Not that he has anything against satyrs - at least not until one grabs him by the ...