Bong the Bouncing Elephant and His Fantastic Friends

I have always wanted to write a book ever since I can remember but one day I was listening to a programme on Radio 5, which I dont normally listen to, Sir Terry Pratchett the famous author was on there saying how everyone has something in them but if they cant write it down or if they cant type, try and get it down somehowAfter a while, a couple of days after listening to the programme I was asked...