Boris Johnson: The Neverending Tory

Now that Boris Johnson has left Downing Street to spend more time with his families, you can celebrate/lament his departure with this multiple-choice adventure where you take back control. Packed with 350 million* endings, this is the perfect stocking filler this Christmas.
(* - this figure may be misleading).

Yes, you are Boris Johnson, about to embark on a quest to fulfil your childhood ambition t...