Bowler's Holding, the Batsman's Willey

''He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn''t like it - you can see it all over their faces'' - Ron Atkinson

''Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the city centre'' - Oscar Wilde

Whether over the moon or sick as a parrot, sportsmen and women can invariably be relied upon to come out with a humorous quote...even if it''s not always intentional. The Bowler''s Holding, The Ba...