Breastmilk in my coffee, please!

What happens when a single guy, who's made his peace with his unrequited love for an unattainable friend, makes a huge blunder? Who in their right mind asks for breast milk in his coffee? And not from just anybody, oh no. Ask that from your long-time friend, who's happily in love with the father of her child... Then again, what if that blunder turned out to be the key that would unlock both of the...