Breeze

Eloy Baines openly admits he enjoys being a Neanderthalalmost as much as he enjoys the game of golf and cavorting with his pals on the Texas Panhandle Bar-B-Que Circuit. When he is not golfing, he is drowning his troubles in a glass of scotch and writing poetry. Luckily, he has his pals to keep him focused on his favorite things: golf, hard booze, and soft women.

Eloy and his golfing buddies attemp...