Can't Be Arsed: Half Arsed Shorter Edition

‘A terrific blow for freedom. Richly comic’ Boris Johnson.''Properly funny. I''ve put it in a seldom-used toilet.'' Jeremy ClarksonWe are forever being ordered around – 100 things to do before you''re 30; 50 albums you must own; change your life in two weeks. Why – is this an increasingly desperate search for happiness? Perhaps you can in fact attain happiness not by going anywhere or doing anythi...