Cassandra Darke

***WINNER OF THE COMEDY WOMEN IN PRINT PRIZE 2020***

''Simmonds is a copper-bottomed genius... she is as brilliant a writer as Britain has'' Jenny Colgan, Mail Online

Cassandra Darke is an art dealer, mean, selfish, solitary by nature, living in Chelsea in a house worth £7 million.

She has become a social pariah, but doesn''t much care. Between one Christmas and the next, she has sullied the reputati...