Caxton Lending Library & Book Depository

Mr. Berger has spent thirty-four years keeping his life as empty as possible. His job title as a ''Closed Accounts Registrar'' doesn''t spark much interest, and his cautious flirtation with a woman at his company was cut short upon her engagement to another man. This doesn''t bother him, however, as he much prefers the company of books to that of people.

When a series of fortunate events leads to ...