Celebrating Solo?

This holiday season, her plan for [no] dates is in full swing!Because, hey. It's been quite a while since she's been able to catch any guy's notice for anything. No, cheap pick-up pitches from gawking strangers at the gas station don't count. Neither do spiels from that attractive salesman in town who's been much too, um, "e;customer friendly"e; in a store known for its pathetic customer service.S...