Chapel of Conspiratology

Nine people meet at one in the morning in a cinderblock building with a tarp for a roof.They are there to learn that roundabouts cause tornadoes, that the cheese is listening, and that the moon is a projection on the inside of the firmament. Their leader sells them aluminum hats at fifteen dollars apiece, and he is very good at it, and he does not believe a word of it.What he believes is that nine...