Cherish Him

That poofy-haired pop star parks his limo on my lawn, scratches my hardwood floors, and insults my cat.I'm a perfectly reasonable guy. But my kindness and generosity are not an invitation for some self-absorbed pop star to walk all over me.The bubblegum pop Dante sings isn't even real music. And my cat is just big-boned.I never did relationships. There's nobody who can put up with me. And there's ...