Chin Up Britain

Chin up, Britain! Now is the time to return to basic commonsense and embrace a new austerity. Can''t afford a holiday? Slather on some sun tan lotion that smells of coconuts, at least you''ll smell like you''re on holiday. Don''t know what to do with a left-over half a banana? Discard it surreptitiously on the floor of a government-owned building, ''accidentally'' slip on it and claim thousands of...