CIAO CRAB INC.

Barry Thrumble is certain that Ciao Crab Inc., a tinned seafood operation in a Guernsey fish-packing shed, is destined for global domination. Armed with a too-large suit, a startled comma-crab logo, and a slogan missing its final vowel, he pursues the Asian luxury market with the fervour of a man who has never failed spectacularly enough to know better. His deck is twelve pages of optimistic proje...