Coconut Kelz's Guide to Surviving This Shithole

When she was last spotted on the crossroads of Swart and Gevaar Roads, Coconut Kelz was drinking Woolies water and spreading her ''truth bombs'' about the state of the nation, why corruption is okay when white people do it and why black people don''t win in life . . .Coconut Kelz (''Kelello, but call me Kelz!'') is a young Caucasian woman trapped in a black woman''s body. Kelz lives in – and tries...