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Last Will & Testament of Adam Carolla

I, Adam Carolla, being of beaten-down mind, declare this to be my Last Will and Testament. I revoke all wills and addendums previously made by me. (You guys never did listen, anyway.)

Article I

I appoint the rest of the world''s unappreciated dads as Personal Representatives to administer this Will. I bequeath to them the right to crack a couple cold ones in the...