Dating Makes You Want to Die

You have two choices:

Be attacked by a wolverine or go on a date

If you''re smart, you chose wolverine.

If not—well, wait, are you sure you don''t want the wolverine?

Happily ever after isn''t so easy anymore. It''s all speed dating, matchmaking terror, and visits to your therapist. Whether it''s the mortification, frustration, or just plain exhaustion that''s got you ready to give up on love, this...