De-Textbook

You are an idiot.

Don''t get defensive! It''s not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn''t have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don''t know what the pyramids really looked like. You''re even pooping wrong - Jesus, you''re a wreck!

But it''s going to be okay. Because we''re here to help. Pac...