Dead serious

The apocalypse is here, and it's being handled by an idiot.​Meet Vernon P. Cruddle. While the "e;prepared"e; people were busy sharpening katanas and hoarding canned peaches, Vernon was busy trying to figure out why his toaster was smoking. Now, the world has ended, the neighbors are literally eating each other, and Vernon—a man whose primary survival skill is "e;breathing without instruction"e;—is...