Dear Lumpy

''Dearest Lumpy,
I hope you are plump and well. Your mother bashed her car yesterday and chooses to believe it was not her fault...''
Roger Mortimer''s witty dressing-downs and affectionate advice were not only directed at his wayward son, Lupin. Though better behaved than her mischievous older brother, Louise (aka ''Lumpy'') still caused her father to reach for his typewriter.
The trials and tribul...