Dirty Girl Duet

Dirty Girl

Desperately seeking rich, famous, single guy with a giant c*ck to make my lying, cheating, should’ve-been-born-d*ckless ex-boyfriend realize what he’s just lost. Oh, and I give great head. Just sayin’.

No man in his right mind would answer that ad.

Except thousands did.

My name is Greer Karas, and I should never be allowed near another bottle of booze again. Because when I drink, my frien...