Disappearance of Gregory Pluckrose

“Let me make clear from the outset, I detest adventure. It’s tasteless, showy, vulgar, and uncalled for.” 

So begins this delicious thriller about a gay interior decorator who joins his super-wealthy clients for a Caribbean cruise, only to find himself shanghaied by pirates. Bound hand and foot and tossed unceremoniously into a quaint, Paul Gauguin sort of hut picturesquely thatched with banana le...