Do I Flaunt My Fat, or Jump Off a Bridge?

Poor Sabina Sunday! She's 30 years old, 100 pounds overweight, an unwilling virgin, and an accountant in a modeling agency full of lovely, skinny women. To make matters worse, she lives with her nagging Jewish mother, who never lets her forget that she isn't married and is wrong about everything. But things look up one day when Sabina overhears her boss refer to her as "e;that fat sausage."e; That...