Duck!

Whether you like it or not, Dick Cheney is our president. Whoops, we mean vice president. Now, just in time for hunting season, here’s an indispensable guide fully loaded with tips for surviving these tortuous Cheney years, including

• 6 actions to take if you think someone is spying on you
• 4 recipes for cooking quail
• 4 public relations steps to take if you’ve shot someone
• 9 things Halliburton i...