Dumpster Fire Jesus: The Apocalyptic Memoirs of the Messiah's Roommate

When your new roommate turns out to be Jesus—back for the Second Coming but too tired to smite—your life gets weird fast. Greg, a burned-out ex-pastor with a vape habit and an existential vlog, wasn't expecting the Messiah to crash on his couch, bless his fridge, and emotionally heal the microwave. What follows is a hilariously raw, holy mess of miracles, breakdowns, and divine sarcasm as two emot...