Early Bird Special!!! and 174 Other Signs That You Have Become a Senior Citizen

Wouldn''t you like to know if you''ve become a Senior Citizen? Wouldn''t your spouse or your children like to know if you''ve become one? Wouldn''t they like to know if they''ve become seniors?

Just what are the signs that cause men and women to one day have to take a deep breath and admit, "I''ve become a Senior Citizen."

When looking for the answer, disregard the AARP cards and senior discounts. A...