Fuck Black Friday: Your Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

The only survival guide cheaper than a therapy session.Do you wake up in a cold sweat dreaming about doorbuster stampedes? Does the phrase "e;limited time offer"e; make you want to punch a mannequin?Welcome to the resistance. Fuck Black Friday is the ultimate field manual for anyone who thinks camping out in a parking lot for a discounted toaster is a sign of societal collapse. Whether you are a r...