Fabulous in Tights

Alec Archer isn't just a superhero... he's a survivor.* He's survived being harpooned by the megalomaniacal captain of a steampunk airship.* He's escaped being drowned by a sex-crazed mermaid.* He's narrowly avoided being reduced to a glowing pile of mush by a radioactive grandma.* Even Kryptonite probably couldn't hurt him.(His inability to think before he opens his mouth, on the other hand, will...