Fangs But No Fangs

There''s Nothing Uglier Than A Vampire Singing "Feelings"


If I hadn''t seen it for myself, I''d swear it couldn''t be true: my brother, Christian, living in a trailer park and working at a karaoke bar. We''re talking about the snob who''d probably sniff the plasma packets and send ''em back in a huff if the blood type wasn''t the right vintage. But after centuries of living in the undead fastlane,...