Fever Cabinet

In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. ~Oscar Wilde Through no fault of her own, Professor Molly just got promoted to department chair at Mahina State University ("e;Where Your Future Begins Tomorrow"e;) in Mahina, Hawai`i. The Student Retention Office has her buried in paperwork. The college has just relocated to a former asylum...