Fluffy

It all started with the wrong help-wanted ad. Of course it did.

I’m a professional fluffer. It’s NOT what you think. I stage homes for a living. Real estate agents love me, and my work stands on its own merits.

Sigh. Get your mind out of the gutter. Go ahead. Laugh. I’ll wait.

See? That’s the problem. My profession has used the term fluffer for decades. I didn’t even know there was a more… lascivious...