French Exchange Whale and Other Rejected Book Ideas

''Trust me, you''ll be sniggering to yourself so it might be best to not read this on public transport'' Writer''s Little Helper

It''s said that everyone has a book inside them. Cal King doesn''t have just one though; he''s bursting with ideas for everything from children''s books to (in his mind) prize-winning novels.

Unfortunately for Cal, his ideas are all a bit silly. However, refusing to be det...