Gallows in My Garden

''''The gallows in my garden, people say,
Is new and neat and adequately tall.
I tie the noose on in a knowing way
As one that knots his necktie for a ball;
But just as all the neighbors . . . on the wail . . .
Are drawing a long breath to shout ''Hurray!''
The strangest whim has seized me . . . After all
I think I will not hang myself today.''''
--From G. K. Chesterton’s A Ballade of Suicide

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