Get a F*cking Grip

- You know the key to having more energy has nothing to do with crystals and chakras... and everything to do with how much sleep you get.

- You know that neglecting your friends will leave you destitute and lonely... but you''re still too damn lazy to pick up your phone and get in touch.

- You know you could get through your to-do list in half the time... yet you''re still stalking your ex on Facebo...