Give Her Your Dessert

Those of you who clearly have the good taste and obvious superior intelligenceto be reading this might only find it humorous if you have experienced thefollowing:A: ChildhoodB: A RelationshipC: ChildrenIf none of these apply to you then you might want to pay attention to themen in black suits and dark sunglasses, standing just behind you, who areabout to take you to Area 51 to be dissected, for yo...