Global Village Idiot

''This week the first pet passports came into effect. Around the country dogs have been hopping into photo booths and trying to look as relaxed as possible, which is not easy when you know you''re not allowed on the chair.''

Gathered here are the best of John O''Farrell''s newspaper columns for the Guardian and the Independent which saw him win the coveted Best Columnist of the Year Award at the pr...