God's Doodle

Throughout history man has revered his penis as his ''most precious ornament''.

Yet, ambivalently, his penis has always been the source of man''s deepest neuroses too. Do women find it, in the erect state, inherently ridiculous? Why can''t a man be certain his penis will stand and deliver when he commands? If and when it steadfastly refuses, what can he do to remedy the situation? And then, of cou...