GOD Thinks I Can Bench-Press a Buick

Do you ever ask the universe, "Why me?" Do you know someone to whom many bad things have happened? Well, that''s me. I have wondered if I was cursed. Did I do something bad in a previous life that I am paying penance for in this one? I mean, I have been in three tornadoes. My life has been filled with tragedies from the start. You know things are bad when you are constantly told you should write a...